That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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