My brain says no but my pants say off.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Actions speak louder than pants.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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