I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize
