p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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