I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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