Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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