Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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