its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I understand Curling. That high.
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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