The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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