You're completely useless in the revolution.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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