the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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