Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
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