So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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