I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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