Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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