I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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