he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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