He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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