Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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