i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I am mentally ready for anal.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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