I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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