The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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