Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
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