Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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