i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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