Your tits are I can't wait for
It's Friday. Sex?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Randomize
