Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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