What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Randomize
