But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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