I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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