well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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