The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Randomize
