is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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