Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
and you said cock pushups were impossible
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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