We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
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he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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