I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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