i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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