I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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