Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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