considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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