Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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