found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
I need a beard to bite.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
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