K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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