Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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