Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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