She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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