Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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