I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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