how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
bring money and cleavage
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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