I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Bang-toberfest begins!!
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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